As a house of the order of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
We dedicate ourselves to public service, social activism and spiritual enlightenment.
We will perpetually strive to affirm and sustain within ourselves the purpose of the order.
We vow everlasting devotion to the communities we serve; to our fellow sisters, our fellow guards and to the order of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
We will continuously endeavor to uphold our vows to promulgate cosmic joy and expiate stigmatic guilt.
Merry Meet, Merry Part and Mary Tyler Moore!