Sister MSG may have been made salty by life, but she still has a heart as wide open as…pick a Sister. She believes that laughter is life saving and that everyone is deserving of joy and love. Sister MSG’s advice is, “Stay salty, because your feelings matter and so do you. Love and light to all of you my fellow sinners.”

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Favorite Color: Unbreakable by Urban Decay

Favorite Season: 7 of the Golden Girls

Favorite quote: “I know you’re cheating you skank!” – Mother Theresa…she said it to Sister MSG during a game of strip poker.